January 2010
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Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...
– Conan O’Brien (via megmess) (via leeshiebean) (via quote-book)
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Phil: The “snowflake” button makes it cold, cold, cold. The “set temperature” makes it hold, hold, hold.
(1x13, Fifteen Percent)
Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss...
– Ned, Pushing Daisies (via quote-book) (via tvquotes)
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Conan O'Brien's monologue from Jan 19
Hi, I’m Conan O’Brien, and I’m just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history.
Yesterday there were rallies for me in cities across the country, including Chicago. You can tell things are bad when even Cubs fans feel sorry for you.
It’s been a busy day for me today. I spent the afternoon at Universal Studios’ amusement park, enjoying their brand-new ride, the “Tunnel of...
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first wallace, now d'angelo?!
what a happy coincidence that two characters from one amazing show (the wire) both wind up on another amazing show (FNL).
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Veronica: I obviously know nothing about relationships.
Keith: But you can bake, and that's important.
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J: did you name your plant?
me: ooo i didn't but i should
me: any good names?
J: besides planty?
J: is it a boy or a girl?
me: hm...i'm going to go with boy
me: it's hearty when i don't water it for like 2 weeks
me: i feel like a girl wouldn't do so well
J: william?
J: rico
me: rico!
me: i like that
J: yay
J: i asked john for a suggestion
J: penisface is not a good name
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my heart lifts a little bit, every time it snows.
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